There’s an old saying that nobody has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the American people. Well, it turns out that the same can be said for having your intelligence underestimated by the American people. We may like to think of celebrities as a bunch of shallow dumbasses, but in a surprising number of cases (assuming that you find the number six surprising), some of our stupidest celebrities are like daytime TV versions of Verbal Kint. For instance …

 Dr. Oz: One of the Most Brilliant Doctors of his Generation

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Prior to researching this article, I probably would have guessed that Dr. Oz’s medical credentials were somewhere between Dr. J, Dr. Pepper and whoever Bugs Bunny happens to be talking to when he wants to know what’s up. Dr. Oz is that guy with a doctor TV show who isn’t Dr. Phil. On the Internet, he shows up on lists of the top five idiots of the year for “quackery and peddling … ‘alternative’ medicine.” The content of his show doesn’t exactly scream medical integrity. His trademark move is to illustrate medical problems by creating gigantic body part obstacle courses for people to walk around inside of, complete with confetti cannons that simulate bodily discharge.

And that’s actually the least ridiculous thing he does.

The Truth:

According to The New York Times, Dr. Oz is “one of the most accomplished cardiothoracic surgeons of his generation.” Over the course of his career, he has performed 5,000 open-heart surgeries, has successfully transplanted people’s lungs and is just generally in the upper fraction of the top one-tenth of a percent of doctors you want standing over your split-open chest cavity in life-and-death situations. While that description would admittedly make a pretty badass business card, there’s no way it would fit with all the other things he’s accomplished, even if you only count stuff he did while I was taking naps.

Oz graduated from Harvard before moving over to the University of Pennsylvania, because they have the best business school in the world and he wanted to earn an MBA while going to medical school, in case the whole “being the world’s best heart surgeon” thing didn’t work out. He completed his five years’ worth of schooling in three, which is the fastest time allowable before they start checking you for wires to make sure you’re not a robot from the future.

It might seem like bad news that America lost its smartest doctor to the world of daytime TV, but it’s not that simple. First of all, he didn’t stop being a doctor. When he’s not walking a middle-aged housewife through a gigantic model of her husband’s swollen urethra on national television, Dr. Oz is still the acting director of the Cardiovascular Institute and Complementary Medicine Program at New York-Presbyterian Hospital, which you might recognize as one of the 10 best hospitals in the country. He spends most of his week writing and filming his show, but on Thursdays he can still be found performing complicated open-heart surgeries that take hours and require him to take people’s lives in his hands.

“Occasionally I perform them with my penis, just to keep things interesting.”

He only decided to start the show after he got tired of telling patients about the tiny lifestyle changes that would have prevented the heart cutting he was about to give them. He decided he could do more good by trying to make everyone’s lifestyles healthier via the idiot box. Like just about everything else he has ever done, it appears to be working.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-dumb-celebrities-who-are-way-smarter-than-you-think/#ixzz2Ky1dde4a


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